![]() Which, aside from the fact that it makes no sense whatsoever, is not that bad a theory, since their cantankerous voices are practically identical.” - Homestuck Book 1 commentaryĭata Structures for Assholes is one of John's many computer programming guides. “Some people have speculated that Buckminster Funnyuncle was actually Karkat. Rose has been shown to be unenthusiastic about the Text, though this is hardly surprising, given her taste for Darker Literature.īooks in John's house Data Structures for Assholes John had already at some point probably combined the text with his birthday Con Air Bunny from Dave, and a fedora from his Dad's Bedroom as the resulting Bunny Sassacre Fedora appeared when John, after hitting Bec Noir with the Pop-a-Matic Vrillyhoo Hammer, rolled the Fluorite Octet contained inside the hammer to produce the combination 1-2-3-4-5-6-6-8, giving Jack the Ridiculous Hat. ”Ĭombined with the hammer and the telescope, it made the daunting Telescopic Sassacrusher. “ EB: but i think we need to stop and acknowledge the bunny sassacre fedora i just made. At a later date, Roxy Lalonde accidentally appearified it and crushed Frigglish the cat. Her Poppop had an antique unabridged copy, which had traveled to the post- scratch universe with him on his meteor, the same copy John found in his father's safe. Jane also owned a slightly abridged and updated copy with a few of the more egregious racial slurs removed, usually kept in her own equivalent of John's magic chest. Nanna's message semi-prophetically stated that the book's journey would end on the day she died, and then continue even further. Dad then stored it away in the safe where John found it 13 years later while playing Sburb along with a note from Nannasprite. The meteor crashed into Nanna's family joke shop on John's birthday, killing her and leading Dad to adopt John, and bringing the book full-circle back to Earth. After Nannasprite dropped it onto the surface of the Land of Wind and Shade to save John from a Tar Basilisk, Jade's Grandpa apparently found the book and carried the book away with him to the laboratory in the Veil, where it was transported back to Earth on a meteor during the Reckoning along with John's younger paradox clone. This particular edition was later temporarily used as a weapon by a Crude Ogre, no laughing matter, as the book has shown the ability to smash holes in walls with relative ease. However, it later turned out to be merely riding the meteor that was carrying John and that impact was actually responsible for killing her. Later, John found a very old and moldy copy of the text in the Egbert family safe, along with a note, hinting that it was the very copy that caused Nanna Egbert's death. At the time of the destruction, Nanna was inside putting a particularly old, unabridged copy on a high shelf, and was officially reported to have died by it crushing her. Several copies of the Daunting Text were found at Nanna's joke shop, Prankster's Gambit, before its untimely meteor-related destruction. ![]() The book, falling down to Land of Wind and Shade The writing style is dated and verbose, making the text difficult to consult, and contains more than a few racial slurs in its original form, which is unsurprising given its pre-1910 publish date. While its content is light-hearted, it has been known to be lethally heavy, and has been used on more than one occasion as a makeshift weapon or component for one. It is one of John's favorite books and he occasionally consults it in order to enhance his hilarious antics.
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